Pros and Cons of being single

Pro

• No-one moaning that the toilet seat has been left up.
• The bed is all yours, no fighting over the duvet and if you want to fart, go for it.
• TV remote is yours and yours alone.
• No getting told off because you forgot to make the bed.
• No problem if you forgot to do the pots, you can do them later
• You don’t have to feel guilty if you admire the look of a female as you walk past.

Con

• Always moaning that the toilet seat has been left up, as long as you don’t splash she will not moan too much.
• Only a quarter the bed is all yours and your lucky if you get any of the duvet, unless your asked to give cuddles.   Farting in bed is dangerous, hers will be much worse than yours ever can be.
• TV remote is only yours when she out, but don’t forget to record the soaps for her...
• Getting told off because you forgot to make the bed. If your lucky she will have already made it though.
• If you forgot to do the pots, you could do them later but she did them herself anyway.
• You have to feel guilty if you admire the look of a female as you walk past, it safer that way.